wowfunnyblog:

mybedshapedshadow:

spicypeppers:

delighteddelineations:

kryptoswag:

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

 This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.

There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.

HAHA, that’s terrible.

“Better late than pregnant.”

ohgoshwat

‘when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way’

this slayed me

This is adorable. XD

 teaching

you’re doing it right

(Source: geekpanties)

thatfunnyblog:

And you’re like

they found out.

So you get ready to cry and beg for forgiveness like

“I won’t do it again”

But then they ask you about something else and you’re like

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

(Source: sweeeeetnightmare)

http://makemestfu.net/

truebluemeandyou:

DIY “The Audrey Cape”. Remember the Birdcage Fascinators I posted here? Simple Simon just posted the pattern she used for the capes. This design for the capes is an easy circle skirt and the size could easily be modified. Tutorial from Simple Simon & Co. here.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Screaming Red Punch with a Hand (the actual title). Tutorial and recipe from Real Simple here. Frozen filled surgical glove - so simple, so creepy.